5 Good Reasons to Get an Iphone

You know, there are so many social trends these days, it's hard to keep up with them all. The iphone, however, has over half a million apps available. How cool is that? And if that's not enough, I have five more good reasons why you should get one for yourself...assuming you haven't already.

1. Everyone else has one. Literally. Everyone you know has jumped on the idevice bandwagon while you’re hanging out on the irebel bandwagon – which isn’t really a bandwagon because you’re the only one on it, standing all lonely and alone in your aloneness, looking on with icraze envy in your isuck t-shirt.
2. "i" is a cool letter. 
3. An iphone gives you an out when you’re stuck in pesky social situations like parties, dinner dates and funerals. You’ll never have to carry on a conversation with real live present people ever again!  Instead you can spend all of your time with interesting people (i.e. who ever’s on Facebook or texting you, and if even they’re not cool enough, there’s always Angry Birds).
4. Because if you can’t check Facebook, Twitter, or send a text every time you stop at a red light or count to 100 you will lose all your friends or miss something that’s crazy important. You might even die. You just never know.
5.  Everybody knows that apples are way better than every other fruit. After all, there’s no idiom saying “A kiwi a day keeps the doctor away” is there? And, besides, apples are shiny.